Quinn Minute: Home Confinement

Wow, what horrible week. I haven’t been this depressed since my old co-worker married my ex-girlfriend, and he started wearing my senior ring.

But, even during bad times, we can find things to make us smile.

1. My great Aunt Connie – the one who smells like rancid gravy – isn’t coming to live with you.

2. Fortunately, she’s not coming to live with me either, because I will not agree to financially support her pet penguin.

3. If you get really bored, take a video of yourself flipping a coin over and over.

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